Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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