Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Randomize
