Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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