Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Do vagina's smell?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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