There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Will exercising make me less horny?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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