i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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