my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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