there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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