Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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