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Where did you get a picture of my penis
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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