Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
