Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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