K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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