Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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