How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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