okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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