You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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