I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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