why didn't you poke me back
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Is it penis luge time yet?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I am available for nakedness
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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