There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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