I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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