i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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