i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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