The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
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