Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Randomize
