So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
You were trust falling into bushes
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