i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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