sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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