how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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