dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
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