But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
