We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
