Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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