I'm laying in your front yard are you home
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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