its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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