its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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