can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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