Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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