you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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