Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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