you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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