**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I don't think brook has ever known best
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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