Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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