Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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