i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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