New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
bring money and cleavage
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I am naked and annoyed.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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