Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
