This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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