like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I just want nice things and good sex
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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