his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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