it wasn't lemon gatorade
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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