she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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