Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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