: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
now i know why i became what i already was.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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