hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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