Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize