hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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